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dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

2 hours ago | 3,969 notes | ricosuave911 | reblog

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy

gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)

paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)

msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)

giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)

krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

5 hours ago | 25,829 notes | cuntragous | reblog

rhyse:

delete this

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I will be your
7 AM sleepy kisses
8 AM French toast
9 AM rushed goodbyes
10 AM love calls
11 AM daydreams
12 PM lunch notes
1 PM new email
2 PM coffee break texts
3 PM reminiscent thoughts
4 PM longing
5 PM drained love
6 PM post-work hugs
7 PM dinner companion
8 PM wine bottle
9 PM tango
10 PM readying for bed
11 PM bedtime stories
12 PM Midnight Sonata
1 AM confessions
2 AM heavy snores
3 AM morning sex
4 AM driftless sleep
5 AM frenzied fantasies
6 AM rapturous sleep
I will be your
Clock.

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love

6 hours ago | 39,366 notes | tropicalslut | reblog
8 hours ago | 67,199 notes | bitchesaloud | reblog

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Teen Wolf + bitter fan text box meme 

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