piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

(Source: 4nnalouise)

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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VIA questlon
ORIGINALLY ecstasysmom

mariahcareyvevo:

eat my ass before u go…summertime sadness

thewhoopingblob:

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

"grandma’s dead"

"how dare you"

(Source: urbancatfitters)

scotsgaelic:

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

 (via rosierugosa)

retronova:

truly a classic.

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

(Source: uguused)

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VIA seriousfreak
ORIGINALLY uguused

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

cotilardmarion:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels